Because there's nothing cute baby pics and jokes can't cure...
Dear Ugly People,
You're welcome.
Sincerely, Alcohol
Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma sucks.
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? What happened?!
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
Sincerely, BP
Dear World,
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars ends there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy OK?
Sincerely, The Mayans

Dear World,
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars ends there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy OK?
Sincerely, The Mayans
Dear Nickleback,
That's enough.
Sincerely, The World
Sincerely, Nail Salon Ladies

Dear Customers,
Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese. Sincerely, Nail Salon Ladies
Dear Osama Bin Laden,
Marco....
Sincerely, United States
Dear iPhone,
Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.
Sincerely, Every iPhone User
Yep, that helped.
:)
"I know my heart will never be the same,
but I'm telling myself I'll be okay.
Even on my weakest days, I get a little bit stronger"
~ Sarah Evans
Dear iPhone,
Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.
Sincerely, Every iPhone User
Yep, that helped.
:)
"I know my heart will never be the same,
but I'm telling myself I'll be okay.
Even on my weakest days, I get a little bit stronger"
~ Sarah Evans








5 comments:
Oh hun, hang in there. I feel like that too sometimes. My Blog is my outlet and sometimes I just want to flat out bitch and moan. If you ever need to, go ahead and email me, I am here! The girls are so flippin' cute. Love the one with the popcorn bowls, oh and Carly and the banana!!! ((Hugs))
I totally know what you mean! I vent about not being able to get pregnant and the other day my mom told me it was nice to see my blogs were turning positive...I wanted to say, I don't write to please you I write what I feel. But keep your chin up I do enjoy reading your blog and I understand that sometimes you gotta get stuff off your chest even if it offends someone!
Such cute pictures! I definitely know how you feel. Thank goodness that only a few people in my personal life know about my blog. You could always create a private blog and invite your blog friends to read it!
Ok that was HILARIOUS!! Seriously laughed out loud over here in Washington. Thanks for that :) Hope your day/week/month/year/life gets better. We all have those down days. And hey, you keep venting to me!! :)
That literally made me LOL! haha. I found your blog through "sweet 'n sassy girls" ....you're girls are adorable! Looks like you're a fellow Iowa mom too ;-) Thanks for the laugh!
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